lasombra
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Master of the Abyss
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Post by lasombra on Jan 19, 2013 19:15:03 GMT -5
"Good evening, L.A. The lights are out, candles lit, and I've slipped into something a bit more comfortable. If you've just tuned in, you're listening to The Deb of Night. The show that'll get your attention, guaranteed. The lines are full, and my callers need me, so why not jump on in? Caller number one, you're on with The Deb of Night. What's keeping you up so late?"
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smmores
Lick
"Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert."
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Post by smmores on Jan 19, 2013 19:21:22 GMT -5
"Well, Mademoiselle Deb, I seemed to have accidentally bathed with a croissant, and now there is pastry the size of a two-liter soft drink stuck to the side of my bathtub. That, if you are wondering, is what is keeping me up."
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lasombra
Lick
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Post by lasombra on Jan 19, 2013 19:30:30 GMT -5
"Ah, the French. Please tell me, caller, that you at least bought the poor thing dinner first?"
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smmores
Lick
"Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert."
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Post by smmores on Jan 19, 2013 19:32:50 GMT -5
"Are you mocking me?"
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lasombra
Lick
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Post by lasombra on Jan 19, 2013 19:35:13 GMT -5
"But of course not, just ensuring that we're all respecting the personal consent of local pastries. Tell me, how exactly did you end up with a croissant in your bath tub?"
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smmores
Lick
"Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert."
Posts: 11
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Post by smmores on Jan 19, 2013 19:38:54 GMT -5
"My lover's....lover....threw a plate of croissants at me, you see. I believe he was angry with me. And when I went to clean up his mess....I seem to have....forgotten one and I....bathed with it. And now it is stuck to the side of my tub and I cannot get it off! Did the madman put glue in this?! Ugh! This is PEASANTS' WORK!"
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lasombra
Lick
Master of the Abyss
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Post by lasombra on Jan 19, 2013 19:43:34 GMT -5
"Lover's lover, eh? And here I thought such communes didn't last past the Seventies. Look at that, you learn something new every day."
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smmores
Lick
"Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert."
Posts: 11
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Post by smmores on Jan 19, 2013 19:45:13 GMT -5
"DO NOT MOCK ME, DAMN YOU! I DO NOT DESERVE MOCKERY! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! I DEMAND RESPECT! RESPECT I SAY! NOW TELL ME HOW TO REMOVE THIS BREAD FROM MY TUB!"
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lasombra
Lick
Master of the Abyss
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Post by lasombra on Jan 19, 2013 19:49:22 GMT -5
"Mon dieu! Wish you luck, caller, but we've got so many others waiting ever so patiently on the other lines. Caller number two, got anything unrelated to pastries?"
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Post by ravanna on Feb 2, 2013 14:32:50 GMT -5
"Aw, GEE, man! I can't believe I'm on a REAL radio show! This is AWESOME, man! Wow! Y'know, I'm not even a fan of pastries, but GEEZ I could go for some bear claws right about now!"
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